Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Back To Earth With A Bump

We are going down. No, we’re staying up. Hang on, we are going down again. After a remarkable win at Wolves it was business as usual last night with an unfortunate, if not predictable, defeat at the mighty Burnley.

Lennie wants to be judged after 12 games because, as he put it, the league begins to take shape and there are no real false positions. City have now played 11 matches and are second from bottom in the league with only a shambolic Rotherham side looking up at them.

Eights points from 11 matches is not what was expected this season and the following doesn’t make comfortable or optimistic reading.

On current form, City will go down. Based on results so far, the Bluebirds can expect to win just six more games this season, earn a further six draws, but lose an astonishing 23 more matche.

The quota of 46 games will yield just 32 points, which is a dismal return by anybody’s standards. That total is just three more points than woeful Wimbledon finished bottom with last season, but four less than second-from bottom Bradford.

Paul Merson’s Walsall went down with 51 points, but managed 13 wins overall, five more than we can expect on current form.

So what is the solution? A change of management perhaps? Further additions to the playing staff? Neither of which Sam Hammam is prepared to consider at present.

Sam has said he “doesn’t do” relegation. Well, he doesn’t seem to ‘do’ a lot of things. Like sell our best players for instance, or bring in ‘three or four’ new faces before the Nottingham Forest game.

Perhaps it is a little unfair to criticise the Chairman, because Sam has done so much for Cardiff City in recent years and at times it is easy to forget that. If there is no money available, he cannot spend what isn’t there, regardless of the £3 million that Robert Earnshaw’s transfer generated.

It may also be unfair to use Lennie Lawrence as a scapegoat, because it isn’t him that crosses the white line every week and does very little to justify an annual salary in excess of £250,000. But ultimately, the buck stops with him.

During the summer months, Bluebirds.tv thought that all the ‘dead wood’ had been shown the door at Ninian Park, but the current playing staff, bar a few exceptions, are just not performing.

How can a side that is by and large the same as last term, who battered teams like Gillingham, Derby, Watford, Sunderland and Stoke at Ninian Park, simply surrender as soon as the referee blows his whistle?

If it is a question of motivation then a change of management is needed and somebody who doesn’t take kindly to prima dona’s brought in. It has worked at Newcastle, where loveable granddad figure Bobby Robson, who couldn’t get a player’s name right for love nor money, was replaced by the no-nonsense Graham Souness.

At Blackburn the fiery Scot was outraged by Dwight Yorke’s lack of effort and routinely took out his frustrations on him in training. The result? Yorke knuckled down and forced his way back into first team contention. Since Souness took over at St James’ Park, the Magpies have won four league and cup games on the bounce.

Coincidence? Bluebirds.tv thinks not.

City can’t afford to have its players suffering from ‘Juan Sebastian Veron Syndrome’, in that the style is turned on for the occasional glamour fixture, namely the 3-2 victory at Wolves, but then be completely anonymous for the bread-and-butter matches that should be won – take your pick from Plymouth, Watford, Derby, Crewe or Burnley.

There are no quick fixes and this season is going to be a long, hard slog. If City are to survive, the team need to buck their ideas up and at least start trying, as a unit, to win games.

Lennie has a final 90 minutes to convince he is the man for the job.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

"The Best Manager You Are Going To Get"

A sound 3-0 beating by average opposition. A third successive defeat at Ninian Park. Second from bottom in the League and a team of overpaid players who couldn’t care less.

Just another day at Cardiff City.

Bluebirds.tv was unfortunate enough to witness the most embarrassing, frustrating and inept performance from the team since Colchester won by the same scoreline a couple of seasons ago.

The City side looked uninterested, unfit and completely devoid of any ideas, let alone cutting edge since Earnshaw’s departure. Again, it is not time to panic but heads cannot be buried in the sand for much longer.

Lennie Lawrence knows he is treading a very thin line. The under-fire manager wanted to be judged after 12 matches, but, eight games into the season it is highly unlikely a marked improvement will be seen in the next four.

“I am the best manager you are going to get” Lawrence said to Sam unconvincingly while taking a poignant look at his Cardiff Bay apartment the same way a small child gazes at a pet on his way to the vet’s for the last time.

Even the usually vociferous Grange End and Bob Bank could only muster a few half-arsed chants of ‘We Want Lennie Out’ and ‘What A Load of Rubbish’ as the third goal went in, such was the morgue-like atmosphere of Ninian Park last night.

“It’s my responsibility” he droned, giving the press his best impression of a stuck record, “I have to come up with the answers why individual players and the team overall aren't performing.”

There were a few positives, though, which are also worthy of note. Bluebirds.tv’s new signing, Jobi McAnuff, stood out like a beacon last night. Always willing to go forward and capable of taking on the opposition at pace. How West Ham let him go for £300,000 is a question many fans will ask themselves this season.

Peter “Stick a Fork In Me I’m Done” Thorne showed glimpses of quality as he got another 45 minutes of first team action under his belt.

The sun-tanned striker had more chances in half a game than Andy Shambles has had in five. It’s about time he was properly relieved of first-team duties and sent somewhere more appropriate to his ability. Next Stop: Merthyr Tydfil.

Another surprise was Chris Barker who looked slim and fit following a loan spell with top-of-the-table Stoke City.

The full back reportedly lost more than a stone in just four weeks with the Potters and looked up for the fight, which sums up City’s current training and fitness methods. He has to be start the next match since Danny Gabbidon and Tony Vidmar are struggling with form.

It’s Derby on Saturday, another side that are no great shakes but at present are capable of beating us comfortably.

Those of you are with no conscience can get odds of 9/5 (Paddy Power) on a fourth successive away victory, the same generous odds offered about Watford last night.

Monday, September 13, 2004

New Signing Announced!

Bluebirds.tv are delighted to announce the sponsorship of Jobi McAnuff following Robert Earnshaw’s departure to West Bromwich Albion.

Since the little fella fled the lower reaches of the Championship for the bottom three a division higher, Bluebirds.tv has worked tirelessly to bring in a new player before the match against Watford.

With the activity at City’s transfer department resembling afternoon ‘quiet time’ at an old folks home, Chris Barker’s unexpected return from Stoke meant McAnuff was available, and Bluebirds.tv wasted no time in signing him up until the end of the season.

The audacious swoop may not have been completed in time for the official matchday programme tomorrow night, but will be revealed in Saturday’s game against Derby at the latest.

McAnuff was unavailable for comment, but a suit speaking on the Jamaican international’s behalf claimed the player was ‘underwhelmed’ by the switch to Bluebirds.tv.

Cardiff City vs Watford - Betting Preview

City may not be given much chance against Watford following such wretched form, but Tuesday’s game may give long suffering Bluebirds punters the chance to win some money back.

Recent form points to an away victory: Watford, currently 8th, have won three and drawn two in six matches played so far, while second-from-bottom Cardiff have lost four of their last five matches, including their last two fixtures at Ninian Park, and class a goalless draw at third-from-bottom Nottingham Forest as a ‘good result’.

However, what City have going for them is the ‘midweek football factor', which often throws up strange, form-busting results, while Peter Thorne may also be fit enough to finally replace the ineffective Andy Campbell in attack.

Cardiff also have recent history on their side and have won their last three home fixtures against Watford, including the 3-0 win last season and 1-0 and 2-0 victories in the early 1980s.

Likely City Lineup: Warner, Vidmar, Gabbidon, Page, Weston, Parry, Kavanagh, Boland, McAnuff, Lee, Thorne. Substitutes: Margetson, Collins, Robinson, Bullock, Campbell

Betting Verdict: Cardiff City to win @ 6/5 (Paddy Power)
Stake: 1pt

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